Dear Serena,
I'm not going to lie, I was a little bit sad when I realised I wouldn't be seeing you tonight at Melbourne Park. You're meeting Samantha Stosur soon and look, I like her, but she is severely lacking in the blingy manicure department. I hope you win and keep bringing that glama to the court.
I notice you've been in Melbourne for days now and you still haven't called me to go get our nails did. S'orright. I understand you've been busy, frolicking on centre court and setting up for another Aus Open win this year. You go, girlfriend. I support you.
We talked about your leopard nails last week and I'll be honest - I've been a bandit for the photo agencies lately, checking madly to see what kind of manicures you've brought to Melbourne.
I can't find anything, and judging by this shot from the other day, I'm guessing you're in a similar boat to me right now - lamenting the horrid state of your cuticles, cursing your hellish schedule lately, and pining for a much-needed manicure?
I'm not going to lie, I was a little bit sad when I realised I wouldn't be seeing you tonight at Melbourne Park. You're meeting Samantha Stosur soon and look, I like her, but she is severely lacking in the blingy manicure department. I hope you win and keep bringing that glama to the court.
I notice you've been in Melbourne for days now and you still haven't called me to go get our nails did. S'orright. I understand you've been busy, frolicking on centre court and setting up for another Aus Open win this year. You go, girlfriend. I support you.
We talked about your leopard nails last week and I'll be honest - I've been a bandit for the photo agencies lately, checking madly to see what kind of manicures you've brought to Melbourne.
I can't find anything, and judging by this shot from the other day, I'm guessing you're in a similar boat to me right now - lamenting the horrid state of your cuticles, cursing your hellish schedule lately, and pining for a much-needed manicure?
Call me, okay? You can't possibly think of winning that title again without a statement manicure. I'm totally free for some pampering. xx
8 comments:
this post is Gold! Thanks for posting - a highly enjoyable read :)
Gosh I love this post!
I liked he way you wrote it directly to Serena.
:) I'm now a follower.
I was dying to see what she'd do nail wise. Fingers and Toes for some Nail Bling.
This post is really cute! I noticed the famous leopard print manicure she was spotting last time.
I like how none of us really care about the tennis - just the grooming.
Oh and I saw this. It was strange.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/01/25/venus-williams-hotpants-leave-little-to-the-imagination-pictures-115875-21993106/
I think her hotpants should be coloured.
Hi!
I just discovered your blog and it's amazing. Loves it.
xxC
AHahahh so funny!
Maybe we need to tweet her some salons in china town that do a good airbrush art. maybe something aussie flag inspired?
does she do twitter? maybe not. lets tweet her rapper bf common. are they still dating? is this borderline stalking?
maybe we can tide ourselves over gawking at mrs hewitt and what she's wearing.
oh wait. we cant.
he is out isn't it?
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